There are times when life is so serious and in my opinion having a laugh helps oil the wheels making the day a little more enjoyable. It is a little like a very short, mini, vacation. So here are a couple of stories I read that I enjoyed. I hope you also enjoy them.
Getting away from their high-stress jobs, a couple spent weekends relaxing in their motor home.
When they found their peace and quiet disturbed by well-meaning but unwelcome visits from other campers, they devised a plan to assure themselves some privacy.
Now, when they set up camp, they place this sign on the door of their motor home:
“Insurance agents. Ask about our term-life package.”
A Scotsman on Holiday
A Scotsman visited London for his annual holiday and stayed at a large hotel. However, he didn’t feel that the locals were friendly.
“At 5 o’clock every morning,” he told a friend, “they hammered on my bedroom door, one the walls, even on the floor and ceiling.
Heck, sometimes they hammered so loud I could hardly hear myself playing the bagpipes.”
And finally Bears
A couple were vacationing in a national park. The wife expressed her concern about camping because of bears and said she would feel more comfortable in a motel. The husband said that he’d like to camp and to calm her concerns, they’d talk to the park ranger to see what the likelihood of a bear encounter would be.
The ranger told them, “Well, we haven’t seen any grizzlies in this area so far this year, or black bears, for that matter.”
The wife shrieked, “There’s TWO types of bears out here? How can you tell the difference? Which one is more dangerous?”
The ranger replied, “Well, that’s easy, see, if the bear CHASES you up a tree and it comes up after you, it’s a black bear. If it SHAKES the tree until you fall out, it’s a grizzly.”
The motel room was quite nice.
I hope that these have cheered up your day a little and will help you to keep going until you can enjoy a real holiday.
When that time arrives please remember that Christian House Sitters are here to help you.
We can help by getting someone suitable to look after your home and pets while you are away. This is a free service.
We can also help by registering you as a House Sitter so you can enjoy a rent-free holiday.
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God bless you,